Are Men with Minatures Masculine?

I’ve grown up in the suburbs but since doing stand-up I’ve been exposed to men from all walks of life.  While I certainly find nice guys attractive guys that are to feminine can be a bit of a turn off.  Although I try to remain open-minded,  and not judge a book by its cover, sometimes it’s hard…. Sometimes as my mother says I can be as “shallow as a teaspoon”.  One of these inadvertent judgments often occurs when I find out what kind of pet a man owns… While I LOVE cats I have found that single men who live alone and have chosen to own a cat while not exactly feminine, they do tend to be a bit shall we say… “different”.

Lately though what I have found almost shocking is meeting guys you own miniature dogs… like Chihuahuas, Pomeranians or a pugs even.  I’ve actually seen men dressed like thugs walking these cute little creatures in what I would consider somewhat dicey neighborhoods.  While I certainly don’t want to take away from a man’s street credibility if you’re walking a full-grown adult dog (i.e. not a puppy, cause guys walking puppies are ALWAYS SEXY) that could fit in a purse, the implication is that you just forgot to carry your purse that day.  I’m trying hard not to be so shallow folks so please don’t unsubscribe….. But really, its hard not to talk shoes with man walking a Pomeranian…. I am working on it, but hey even if you’re wearing baggy jeans, cornrows, tattoos & chains….. all I see is this:

Now this seems like a match!!

Perhaps I just haven’t met the right go to prove this theory wrong?   Guess I need a man to show me the error in my discrimination? I’m certainly working hard to keep an open mind here but truthfully still seems a little suspect to me….

Lesson Learned:  Uh Yeah!! Size matters.